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FOOD - You are what you eat, and so much more.


TAGS: race food diet health
Rating: 4.78/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - February 21, 2013, 1:32 am, #243671
Muchos gracioas senor Dawg. Ok A for effort D for spelling works out to a B+. I'll take that and the 5L and run!!!! Thanks for the vote amigo.
MissPriss - February 21, 2013, 1:29 am, #243670
A not so hidden insult....yeah I'm a **** and your point is? Bahahaha. Thanks for the giggle emilio.
EmilioDumphque - February 21, 2013, 12:34 am, #243669
So, I guess that means you were what you excreted.
Rudedog - February 20, 2013, 11:50 pm, #243664
Cinco leons señora Priss


Extra Bacon, Please -


TAGS: health diet exercise bummer twain
Rating: 4.79/5

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Thedge - November 6, 2014, 8:41 pm, #257681
Winter. Stored foods stand the chance of bad, bad bacteria. No sense of smell, no taste, you die. Thedge theory # 4,7308-B
steve1961 - August 26, 2013, 6:52 pm, #249089
You won't find the answer here.
EmilioDumphque - August 25, 2013, 5:10 pm, #249067
Makes you wonder why we evolved a sense of taste!


DISASTERS - They're not cheap!


TAGS: titanic obama oil rig challenger space ship disaster bad day tanker exxon valdez chernobyl nuclear power sub thresher navy liberals democrats health care
Rating: 3.04/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 30, 2010, 6:29 pm, #208706
This was made before there was a politifake.
Lincoln - December 30, 2010, 5:57 pm, #208704
Politifake, anyone?


I AM TRYING TO EAT HEALTHIER - So how do you think I am doing so far ?


TAGS: trying eating healthier donut salad
Rating: 4.14/5

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Derek - July 7, 2011, 8:04 pm, #221105
I expect this will be NYPD approved.


BIPOLAR -


TAGS: emotions mentalhealth awareness
Rating: 4.04/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - August 9, 2013, 4:59 pm, #248503
People don't really WANT to understand, like other mental health issues, until it affects them personally. It is actually really sad...makes me want to lmfao!
thecrotchetyoldcynic - August 9, 2013, 12:21 pm, #248494
5meds
thecrotchetyoldcynic - August 9, 2013, 12:21 pm, #248493
People don't really understand this, do they. Angers me so much I just want to.... buy them an ice cream cone.
misterhamtastic - August 24, 2012, 8:59 pm, #238671
I live it. It's a rollercoaster, at least I don't want to get off anymore. :)
Derek - August 21, 2012, 5:44 pm, #238622
Bipolar is as bipolar does. If not... who are you?
MissPriss - August 20, 2012, 7:36 pm, #238585
Well thaaank you! Now I'm crying so hard I'm laughing and I can't remember at what...ashhole.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 20, 2012, 7:14 pm, #238583
Go to hell!...I love you!....5L


WHAT WILL THEY WANT NEXT -


TAGS: healthcare poor
Rating: 4.83/5

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Cannabal - May 11, 2014, 7:10 pm, #254744
Americaine Marie Antoinette
Haarakkon - May 11, 2014, 3:06 am, #254738
I can't believe I missed this one. Flawless.
maoworks2 - February 11, 2012, 8:17 am, #229340
Doggy Dog!
Reality Lord - February 10, 2012, 8:15 pm, #229305

lol5
gas - February 10, 2012, 7:33 pm, #229300
I love that sixties-woman-having-cofee posters #140349
GaryO - February 10, 2012, 5:13 pm, #229284
nice twi5t, very nice just another great air show
BeNiceToMe - February 10, 2012, 5:10 pm, #229282
OK now we're back c55king. enough of the cheesy stuff already. Go get a room at MotiTwist. This is g5555d ! :)
HallieMarie - February 10, 2012, 5:06 pm, #229281
Lol!! That's so mean!


HEY LOOK... - I know you lost your legs in service to your country; but I need you to give up an arm and a leg in taxes as well. Oh, and my new care plan doesn't cover war wounds.


TAGS: obama veteran war obamacare politics health democrats f*** f***ed taxes military
Rating: 2.43/5

More motifakes by Paul Kondor Poduszlo

RoarsaidJesus - January 18, 2013, 11:09 pm, #242616
ocean... you dont have a stable foundation for your claim... everyone i know that has done it the way they were told has had satisfactory results and no problems even with Obama in office.. including me... it doesnt matter who is in, im responsible for ME
RoarsaidJesus - January 18, 2013, 11:05 pm, #242615
some veterans are too proud to just sit back and not do anything and let their halth decline because thats just how some of us are... but whining about something that you didnt actively try and do is like trying to build a house on a cliff near the
RoarsaidJesus - January 18, 2013, 11:02 pm, #242614
directions that were given to me when i was chaptered out for PTSD and other various issues and i had no problem other than the waiting period since they have to decide who gets what based off of what they were told through people who made evealuations
RoarsaidJesus - January 18, 2013, 11:01 pm, #242613
kick in... everyone wants to complain about how this and that is bad and not working in THEIR favor... there is no way EVERYONE will get what they want... if you dont like something, change it YOURSELF, stop blaming others... all i did was follow the
RoarsaidJesus - January 18, 2013, 10:58 pm, #242612
wow... thats a lot of hate... im a fully disabled army veteran at the age of 26 with full benefits and medicare for life... ive been "retired" for about 9 months now and i know that most vets dont have the patience to go through and wait for the system to
faulty switch - September 15, 2009, 2:57 pm, #118072
face palm. im doing it rite now.
WTFO - August 15, 2009, 2:37 am, #108641
care plan to the US Post Office. Does anyone here feel that the Post Office is doing a bang-up job? Do we want a health care system with the same level of efficiency as the Post Office. How is there any support left for this BS, $1T plan (CBO numbers)?
WTFO - August 15, 2009, 2:35 am, #108639
horrible care and conditions that were found at Walter Reed will become systemic among hospitals across the nation. Get a clue. The POTUS himself defended his health care against the claim that it would wipe out private insurance by comparing his health
WTFO - August 15, 2009, 2:34 am, #108638
Tri-to-get-care only paid $5.4K or about 20%. This is the kind of insurance the govt provides. It also has so many hoops for the docs to jump thru that it takes months for them to collect. Still want national health care? If Obama has his way, the
WTFO - August 15, 2009, 2:32 am, #108636
May when my condition had worsened 10 fold. I finally just got my operation mid July. I was lucky to find a good civilian doc that accepted Tricare. Most good docs don't accept Tricare and here's why, the doc and hospital charged $24.6K for my back op,
WTFO - August 15, 2009, 2:30 am, #108634
Vets have never recieved adequate care regardless of who controls the White House or Congress. That is because it is a political mess. I injured my back severly last Aug. Because of policies that make military docs ration care, I didn't get an MRI until
Haarakkon - August 10, 2009, 9:02 am, #106727
I wasn't allowed the privilege of serving, although I hit MEPS twice. I'm working current;y with a group that's primarily vets, and they've had some trouble at the VA. From what I've heard, though, the various plans aren't changing anything. At all.
LogicDude - August 10, 2009, 8:57 am, #106724
That's what's coming down the pike for everyone else - a "free" system where you still pay for nonexistent care.
LogicDude - August 10, 2009, 8:56 am, #106723
Why is it that after 20 years of Army service and the promise of "FREE healthcare for life" - do I find myself paying for TriCare, waiting weeks on end for appointments, and still being asked if I have private insurance? It's worse than Civie hospitals!
Haarakkon - August 10, 2009, 8:45 am, #106719
LD, while I'm in no way dissing the Armed Services, there's some fundamental differences between the VA outfits and civilian hospitals. That's akin to comparing McDonald's to a mess hall.
LogicDude - August 10, 2009, 8:39 am, #106717
Want to see what Gov't run healthcare will be like? Just ask those of us who get "care" from the VA or through "Tri-toget-Care"...you'd be much more inclined to fight this new bill if you knew what was coming!
agdaniele - August 10, 2009, 12:39 am, #106633
Like I said, I was huge for Clinton. Just like the way he did business. But, he de-regulated wall street to counter the economic slump that would've been created by his raise in taxes. Counter-balance that should've been capped sooner.
Haarakkon - August 10, 2009, 12:35 am, #106631
Hah! 'Til Decmeber? Phew! At any rate - there really is no absolute black and white, despite what the respective party mouthpieces would have us believe. I find it truly ironic that you posted what I was thinking, though. Beat me to it.
agdaniele - August 10, 2009, 12:31 am, #106629
Political rant done. No more until at least December.
agdaniele - August 10, 2009, 12:30 am, #106628
(and I know several who were exposed to chemical - and refused medical a**istance for chemical exposure because it "never happened"). And, GW kept wall street de-regulated for both terms. Clinton dug the hole, GW provided the coffin.
agdaniele - August 10, 2009, 12:28 am, #106627
I'll admit that I liked Clinton... that takes balls. And, he made cutbacks that I don't agree with. De-regulated wall street, too. But knowing it existed, GW perpetuated more of the same... turning a blind eye to Desert Storm vet concerns...
Haarakkon - August 10, 2009, 12:24 am, #106626
Conveniently forgotten, the cost-cutting measures under GW, eh? And the Walter Reed debacle, I suppose was Clinton's fault. Or maybe Carter.
agdaniele - August 10, 2009, 12:08 am, #106624
And you're saying health care for vets flourished under GW? WTFO, you can honestly say that vets were even 'properly' cared for?
WTFO - August 9, 2009, 11:29 pm, #106616
the freedoms we in uniform risk our lives to protect. I say 5 lions to PKP for telling an ugly truth.
WTFO - August 9, 2009, 11:28 pm, #106614
active duty are extremely concerned about what this Congress and POTUS are going to do to our ability to fight and be treated if wounded. I think a few of the civilians are missing the valid point raised by this poster. This man is tearing down several of
WTFO - August 9, 2009, 11:27 pm, #106612
From an active duty war veteran, PKP is correct that the Obama administration considered cutting funding to wounded vets about 3 or 4 months ago as a cost cutting measure. I've been to Walter Reed and met some of the injured. Also several vets (retired
Woodywood03a - August 9, 2009, 11:18 pm, #106609
Thats wrong in all levels.... dead wrong man.
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - July 29, 2009, 2:59 am, #101707
Nice Sean; you just dissed the vets more than I ever did.
Sean - July 28, 2009, 11:22 am, #101290
So now yer saying you know a "few vets" that share your lame sense of "humor"? What a terrible thing to say about brave men and women who who honorably served your country. Sad.
LogicDude - July 28, 2009, 10:08 am, #101267
That's Tammy Duckworth...helluva pilot!
agdaniele - July 28, 2009, 8:41 am, #101234
Ok, not those type of vets moron... we're talking about war "veterans"
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - July 28, 2009, 3:18 am, #101200
wounds in one his his plans. But instead of being pissed off at that; you're pissed at the one who brings news of it. And I love how you call this concern "cheap". But if it happens to offend a vet I of course apologize.
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - July 28, 2009, 3:17 am, #101199
Actually, I showed this to a few vets and they thought it was hilarious. And it IS because I care about the troops, especially our wounded ones, that I made this poster. The fact remains that the Obama administration actually considered not covering troop
agdaniele - July 27, 2009, 7:48 pm, #100978
Finally showing your true colors, PKP.
Sean - July 27, 2009, 6:52 pm, #100945
Wow, if she really is a vet, then you have used her suffering and her sacrifice for your country just to make a cheap political point. Way to respect your troops, dude.


BIPOLAR - A kinder term for Are you nucking futs?


TAGS: illnesses mentalhealth
Rating: 4.65/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

misterhamtastic - August 24, 2012, 9:02 pm, #238672
I try to be. :D
MissPriss - August 21, 2012, 11:18 am, #238606
Haha...I said but with an extra t!
MissPriss - August 21, 2012, 11:17 am, #238605
You think that's something? All my stick people have belly b***ons! Thanks for the kind(er) words hun.
GaryO - August 20, 2012, 10:33 pm, #238599
d***, Prissy, you’re so god*** good sometimes. Hurry…..go paint something before it passes.


OBAMACARE - It's actually not that complicated.


TAGS: barak barack obama democrat republican libertarian healthcare marxist solicialist
Rating: 2.57/5

More motifakes by Jmac0585

Jmac0585 - October 21, 2009, 9:31 am, #129052
You mean now?
WTFO - October 20, 2009, 11:10 pm, #128575
Jmac, to the point as always. What exactly your point is eludes me but at least you get to it quickly.
knowitall - October 20, 2009, 3:01 pm, #128412
i lol'd
CANADA - October 20, 2009, 9:48 am, #128342
lol@jmac
Jmac0585 - October 20, 2009, 9:15 am, #128338
That's amazing, because I can see your new to the website, and I already can tell you are a Jackoff. I am rubber, you are glue, what ever you say bounces off of me and hits my posters with a 1.
Ha - October 19, 2009, 7:09 pm, #128043
I am new to this website and already I can tell WTFO is a ja****s. lol.
goodoldeal - October 19, 2009, 6:15 pm, #128036
I agree. One of the greatest sequences in film history. LOL But they won't use guns... Amendment #2 doesn't matter so much to this admin... maybe limp phalluses instead?
WTFO - October 19, 2009, 12:50 am, #127803
BTW, Zed. You can check the forum post and at least see the titles of the 4 options until the website is restored and you can check for yourself. v/r,
WTFO - October 19, 2009, 12:34 am, #127796
It appears you're right, Zed. I'm not sure why. I guess folks will have to check it out later. Thanks for the info.
Zed - October 19, 2009, 12:18 am, #127788
At present, this is impossible to check, as www.CBO.gov appears to be down.
WTFO - October 18, 2009, 11:58 pm, #127783
help pay for Obamacare. O-95 targets active dependents, O-96 and 97 target retirees, and O-98 targets VA beneficiaries. Please let an Obama Zombie defend this after reading it.
WTFO - October 18, 2009, 11:56 pm, #127782
BTW, follow this link if you are a military motifaker (active or retired) -http://www.cbo.gov/doc.cfm?index=9925 - . It's a CBO report that offers options to pay for Obamacare. Options 95-98 on pages 173-178 show how they will attack military benefits to
WTFO - October 18, 2009, 11:51 pm, #127779
fat cats that are making bank of the system. They will just have to lick the new socialist govt's boots to make the cash.
WTFO - October 18, 2009, 11:50 pm, #127778
is add red ***e, increased wait times (since no new Drs are added and millions of patients are dumped into the system [supply and demand]), spread the cost to people and businesses who are responsible and pay their own way. The new system will still have
WTFO - October 18, 2009, 11:48 pm, #127777
Derek, your a**ertion misses some key facts. The drug industry (making tons of money now) have a deal with Obama that protects them. Also, the lawyers will continue to make huge bank since Congress is too scared to go after tort reform. All Obamacare does
Bartimaeus - October 18, 2009, 10:02 pm, #127737
So true, d*** fat cats. Are things a lot better in England...or wherever the hell you're from?
Jmac0585 - October 18, 2009, 10:01 pm, #127736
You two are missing the funny. It's an exaggeration for humor's sake. I used one of the greatest sequences in film history to make a funny. Just enjoy the punny funny. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lq3zjTmVLbM
Derek - October 18, 2009, 9:56 pm, #127732
There are too many people making money off the current scheme to allow a better system.
Bartimaeus - October 18, 2009, 9:46 pm, #127728
Funny depiction, but this "death panel" stuff is ridiculous.


SPORTS -


TAGS: sports help healthy die mariand
Rating: 4.8/5

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mariand - May 19, 2012, 4:07 am, #234831
I love sports... it's a part of my life every day... on TV
TheSanityInspector - May 18, 2012, 11:33 pm, #234825
It'll be embarrassing, being an old athlete, dying of nothing.
Rick69 - May 18, 2012, 5:19 pm, #234809
This... Changes... Everything...
caveman - May 18, 2012, 11:00 am, #234798
*cough* sporting breakdown *cough*
Reality Lord - May 18, 2012, 7:26 am, #234793

love it :)


FRENCH FRIES IS HEALTHY FOOD, YOU BETCHA -


TAGS: french fries delicious and healthy
Rating: 4.53/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - August 10, 2013, 12:30 pm, #248531
That had to have been done with 5uperglue, but not sure; superglue eats through styrofoam.... *snicker*


JUNK FOOD - That's not your stomach rumbling. It's your arteries whimpering.


TAGS: fast food junk health
Rating: 4.69/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - December 17, 2011, 1:23 pm, #226691
Freakin’ donuts have always made me want to puke.


OBAMACARE - Bend over and cough.


TAGS: funny humor obama healthcare
Rating: 3.48/5

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agdaniele - July 22, 2010, 1:22 am, #185839
Last chance.... please halt political talk on motifake - we have a sister site - politifake.org - where you can discuss and post to your heart's content. But here, we no longer discuss the topic. Thank you.
Lurch - July 22, 2010, 1:15 am, #185838
Sad thing is that it's still a step in the right direction. Currently, private insurance kills 45K Americans every year, or a 9/11 every three weeks.


EAT ORGANIC -


TAGS: healthy food
Rating: 4.63/5

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MissPriss - January 24, 2014, 12:49 am, #252383
Okay Nic, but is it made with "hole" wheat bread...teehee
nicholsjoshua15 - January 23, 2014, 7:42 pm, #252374
It's a premade sandwich.
maoworks2 - April 20, 2013, 6:33 pm, #245240
Well The Mouse Is Cooked .
MissPriss - January 22, 2013, 4:38 pm, #242742
Ya know Oiler...ya have to take your comments to my posters and create a few posters of your own from our shared efforts...bahaha! Thanks for the vote.
Oiler - January 22, 2013, 3:52 pm, #242735
DON'T make me a sammich. nope nope nope 5L
MissPriss - January 22, 2013, 2:28 pm, #242734
But nobody likes bread with a hair baked in it right?
Silverheart - January 22, 2013, 3:22 am, #242715
Some people like raisin bread, some people like mouse bread. Don't knock it till you try it.


THE PROBLEM IS THAT OBESITY RUNS IN MY FAMILY - NO THE PROBLEM IS THAT NO ONE RUNS IN YOUR FAMILY


TAGS: health
Rating: 4.55/5


Truculence -


TAGS: signs men graffiti health exam
Rating: 5/5

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maoworks2 - February 21, 2015, 1:55 pm, #260037
And That's The Truth, I Think . 5 L's


SWEARING -




FREE MEDICAL! YOU CAN'T BEAT A DEAL LIKE THIS! - If you can't afford a doctor, go to an airport. You'll get a free x-ray and a pat down,




FAST FOOD -


TAGS: fast food fries wendys hamburger healthy nasty horrible yummy look
Rating: 2.23/5

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Grim R@per - November 2, 2009, 2:44 pm, #133411
2 lions cause I'd still eat that.


MEDICAL INTERNS -


TAGS: health doctors exam prostate
Rating: 4.71/5

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AcidRain - May 18, 2012, 4:30 pm, #234807
Can't stop laughing...


IRANIAN HEALTH CARE - Are you sure this will fix my broken ankle Achmed ?




CALLING IN -


TAGS: poor mental health but i think i can tough it out if you really need me boss
Rating: 2.84/5

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BoneCD - October 21, 2009, 7:57 pm, #129215
Either that or the caught him at the gate...and the guards split the gelt
rerun - October 21, 2009, 7:52 pm, #129213

Is he still on the list? Maybe that old warrant he hasn't taken care of popped up and he is afraid of getting arrested, again.
BoneCD - October 21, 2009, 7:50 pm, #129211
Well now...I think that Mr. Roamer is up to funny business. He didn't come and see me on visiting day.
rerun - October 21, 2009, 7:47 pm, #129208

didn't you get my gift? Roamer was supposed to deliver it.
BoneCD - October 21, 2009, 7:45 pm, #129206
What, I'm married?
rerun - October 21, 2009, 7:42 pm, #129205

did you at least marry a women with all her teeth?
BoneCD - October 21, 2009, 7:37 pm, #129203
Self-Nazi could lead to deep dark depression, if not death
agdaniele - October 21, 2009, 7:33 pm, #129202
Yuck... very Derek-esque.
agdaniele - October 21, 2009, 7:33 pm, #129201
Impulse is never a winner. In a crisis situation, the focused man reigns.
BoneCD - October 21, 2009, 7:30 pm, #129199
Well ya know, I mean in the heat of the moment, the old ph**ographic memory isn't what it use to be...and somewhere along the line they tell me I'm married
agdaniele - October 21, 2009, 7:27 pm, #129196
Bone... you've been here long enough.... did you completely miss my chicken wire lecture?
BoneCD - October 21, 2009, 7:22 pm, #129195
Ya I know...last time I did that I was already in jail...they found the other bodies. So now I'm stuck in pros...Hey at least we got WiFi
agdaniele - October 21, 2009, 7:20 pm, #129194
Talking in your sleep only means one more body to add to the pile. But, yes... it's a good practice.
BoneCD - October 21, 2009, 7:17 pm, #129193
No wonder they always catch me...and I always thought that it was because I talked in my sleep!
agdaniele - October 21, 2009, 7:14 pm, #129192
And drop the weapon... never forget to leave it at the scene, Bone.
BoneCD - October 21, 2009, 7:12 pm, #129190
Another one I missed 5 poodles, and don't forget to wipe the prints
Haarakkon - October 21, 2009, 7:10 pm, #129189
Heh, thanks SD. I'm sort of fond of it.
agdaniele - October 21, 2009, 7:10 pm, #129187
Agreed... Space with the pseudoephedrine-induced call-in!
spacedog - October 21, 2009, 7:08 pm, #129185
This one is very appropriate for today. It should be rated much higher too; excellent Haarakkon.
Haarakkon - August 3, 2009, 6:40 pm, #104316
Steve has an anti-social disorder.
rerun - August 3, 2009, 12:10 pm, #104185

waht about Steve...the 18th voice? He on vacation?
Haarakkon - August 3, 2009, 11:49 am, #104184
Thank You. From all 17 of us.
Ed-Hyde - August 3, 2009, 10:18 am, #104169
AMSOME!!
agdaniele - July 31, 2009, 10:25 pm, #103258
I love the tags!


NO MERCY PLEASE -


TAGS: supergirl wholesome healthy ideas
Rating: 4.68/5

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house - June 14, 2011, 9:23 pm, #220015
WOW, talk about hourglass figure !!
house - June 14, 2011, 9:23 pm, #220014
WOW, talk about hourglass figure !!


TODAY IS THE LAST DAY... -


TAGS: health barrier live life mariand
Rating: 4.5/5

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maoworks2 - November 3, 2012, 6:03 pm, #240378
I'll Have 16 To Go Please.


Cookie Monster -


TAGS: monster health food pulp fiction
Rating: 2.69/5

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Sean - May 23, 2010, 12:48 am, #177366
Oh right, you like 'em still warm, if it's "not too much to ask."
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 23, 2010, 12:46 am, #177363
It's never too soon.....
Sean - May 23, 2010, 12:43 am, #177360
Too soon.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 23, 2010, 12:38 am, #177357
and blue fur in his throat....jokes people....just jokes.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 23, 2010, 12:15 am, #177355
don't pick on him.......Henson died with clogged arteries you judgmental bastard.
Jacob - May 23, 2010, 12:11 am, #177353
its called fruit you fat f***
Anon - February 17, 2009, 1:40 am, #60233
No i don't speak Cookie.


H1N1 PREVENTION 101 -




BEING SINGLE - Don't take it for granted




NOT NATURAL -




HEALTH & SAFETY - When reaching for the stars, always use a sturdy stepladder.




MENS HEALTH -


TAGS: mens health urinals streams
Rating: 4.67/5

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champ99 - May 11, 2011, 10:02 am, #218431
Umm, no. lol
maddness17 - May 10, 2011, 4:36 pm, #218374
not even if you paid me...
maddness17 - May 10, 2011, 4:35 pm, #218373
not even if you paid me
suru22 - May 9, 2011, 10:40 am, #218319
but if we dont cross streams how would we defeat ZUUL!!!!
Steerage - May 7, 2011, 7:49 am, #218224
(User has been banned and is not allowed to access this server. Doing so is a federal offense and will be reported to the FBI and his ISP)
steph1 - May 7, 2011, 4:23 am, #218222
how about looking? do you guys secretly check?


AEROBICS -




WELL DOC HOW AM I - THE EXAMINE WENT WELL AS A MATTER OF FACT IF YOU DIE TOMORROW IT WON'T BE FROM ANYTHING SERIOUS


TAGS: health
Rating: 4.33/5
MPsniper - October 1, 2012, 8:49 pm, #239639
the examine?....LoL


JANUARY - Feline Oral Health Month




SMOKING - It's also bad for your mental health


TAGS: smoking mental health
Rating: 2.58/5

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Derek - August 10, 2009, 6:49 pm, #106840
Actually, there is evidence for this (beyond this picture).


ADDICTION -


TAGS: life time human health psycho disease woman fun scary quickly
Rating: 2.56/5

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Sean - June 1, 2009, 12:44 am, #83480
... if he's good enogh for Cindy ...
agdaniele - June 1, 2009, 12:25 am, #83470
Careful, Sean.... you sure that's not David Warner in Time After Time?
Sean - June 1, 2009, 12:17 am, #83461
So why even try? I say reject the false dich**omy wherever she lie. Oh, and do you think that ckick's had enough to come home with me?
Erecrottod - May 16, 2009, 9:02 am, #80403
It's not hard: it's when you start drinking with your nose as she's doin'...


SMOKING - HELPS ME RELAX


TAGS: health
Rating: 5/5
Greeny - December 8, 2012, 9:11 am, #241283
nice


Health Insurance -


TAGS: life health insurance money greed
Rating: 4.5/5

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Cannabal - October 10, 2013, 10:33 pm, #250327
Though that may be true, I'm sure you could appreciate supply and demand, and as well the fact that not everyone needs an MRI for every little physical problem they have. Plus, not sure if you know, people have to stand in line here in the US, too.
Cannabal - October 10, 2013, 10:31 pm, #250326
You're right, socialized medicine can't hold a syringe to the s'hitty pseudo-capitalist, for-profit, fascist pharmacracy in the US. Of course, I wouldn't give the Canadian medical establishment anymore credit than it deserves.
curlyrocks - October 10, 2013, 6:27 pm, #250316
Cannabal would never trash the Canadian health system, but I will. There are more MRI machines in NY to cater to Canadians than in all of Canada. I would never say get rid of the current system, but allowing a 2 tier system would be best for Canada.
Bolverk3778 - October 10, 2013, 6:06 pm, #250315
You act as though that's a bad thing, Please remember that very one working in the UK pays what is known as National Insurance to pay for the healthcare system plus it keeps it out of private hands which tend to bugger it up.
Cannabal - October 9, 2013, 7:08 pm, #250301
"O Canada/ we have socialized medicine!"
Reality Lord - October 9, 2013, 6:50 am, #250285

Ditto fron Canada.
Bolverk3778 - October 8, 2013, 3:37 pm, #250261
I thank GOD that the health system in the UK is not run by the insurance industry. I would not want my life hanging on the word of non medically trained Call Centre Operator who works for a HMO.


THE BIGGEST LOSER -




beginning of the end -




YOUR LACK OF FAITH - I find disturbing


TAGS: canada healthcare health
Rating: 4.1/5

More motifakes by motinet

Woodywood03a - February 28, 2010, 1:01 pm, #161103
Ok, next...
Sean - February 27, 2010, 12:52 pm, #161005
couldn't get that procedure either under their insurance due to the fact that what makes it a cadillac procedure is the lack of scar left by the surgeon.
Sean - February 27, 2010, 12:50 pm, #161004
Before the mods rightly tell us to take it to Politifake, understand this: he went to the US to get a procedure that is available in Canada (just not in his own province), even the U.K. has certain "cadillac procdures", and most insured Americans probably
BoneCD - February 27, 2010, 6:38 am, #160989
Ya, but Trash, if we use your Canadian model then there will be no place to go...just sayin'
TheTrashHeap - February 26, 2010, 11:54 pm, #160978
Do Americans not cross our border every day for cheap prescription drugs? When your health is concerned you do whatever you can. We Canadians support his decision.
Derek - February 26, 2010, 1:24 am, #160842
May the press fully have their wicked way with him


LEARNING CURVE -


TAGS: i used to faint in health class
Rating: 4/5

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Sean - December 31, 2009, 2:38 pm, #149196
Heyyyyy. Welcome back. Hope you are well.
Matters_Not2010 - December 31, 2009, 2:09 am, #149095
still putting out quality work i see. keep it up.


BIPOLAR DOGS - Ohhh this is so much fun... when I catch you I`m gnawing you off!




FOUNTAIN OF COMPASSION - You're doin' it wrong, Madam Speaker


TAGS: democrat liberal health care pelosi
Rating: 2.55/5

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WTFO - November 11, 2009, 10:47 pm, #135993
Hey SupCheez, not so loud, I have a hangover.
tehsupercheez - November 11, 2009, 10:36 pm, #135988
SOCIALISM LOLOLOLOLOL OBAMA SUCKS HEHE ROFLMAO LMFAO HAHAHAHAHA I AGREE SO MUCH IT GIVES ME A bon**!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Rollseyes - November 10, 2009, 12:36 am, #135474
wah...
agdaniele - November 9, 2009, 10:12 pm, #135441
hard to tell between todd, todd snyder and snyderguyz. Such a vast difference in motifake style and subject matter.


Cutting Costs -


TAGS: health care issues grow smaller
Rating: 3.13/5

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Thedge - December 12, 2014, 10:21 am, #258803
Tnx.
Thedge - December 12, 2014, 10:20 am, #258802
Meant to do that...
Cannabal - December 11, 2014, 10:18 pm, #258786
GO BACK TO POLITIFAKE! See you there in a bit.
mizzdizz - December 11, 2014, 5:24 pm, #258773
Once again, choking on coffee! I need to put my cup down before I read your stuff edgeman!


TRACK RECORD - "A past performance often taken as an indicator of likely future performance" Keep the "change"




ADDICTION -




OBAMACARE -


TAGS: obama health social
Rating: 2.27/5

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north star - September 14, 2009, 8:57 pm, #117840
works for me 5 lions for you.


WHITE LAB COATS -




Dear Health Club -


TAGS: health exercise oatmeal sesame street
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Greybeard

Greybeard - September 6, 2014, 5:03 am, #256588
Thanks Miss Priss... :)
MissPriss - September 6, 2014, 3:26 am, #256586
C is for cop out to the "man"...5L d*** you Sesame Street!
Greybeard - September 2, 2014, 11:07 pm, #256545
Thank you :)
GaryO - September 2, 2014, 9:13 pm, #256544
COOOKIES!!
Oldsod - September 2, 2014, 8:03 pm, #256542
YEAH, DAMMIT! 5L!


Children -


TAGS: children cult objects unhealthy george carlin enough is enough
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by thecrotchetyoldcynic

Sho - September 6, 2013, 11:08 am, #249342
I guess some women really like going through labor and childbirth
thecrotchetyoldcynic - September 5, 2013, 8:23 pm, #249314
Nice.
EmilioDumphque - September 5, 2013, 8:04 pm, #249312
"We must respect the other fellow's religion, but only in the sense and to the extent that we respect his theory that his wife is beautiful and his children smart." – H. L. Mencken


insomnia -




The Numbers Don't Lie -


TAGS: mental health stats 1in4 friends
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - July 15, 2014, 1:42 am, #255722
and my brain hurts...thanks Eric!
maoworks2 - July 14, 2014, 1:10 pm, #255711
Me Pet Fish Eric .


you can never be too careful -


TAGS: health insurance
Rating: 5/5

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twhanna - April 6, 2014, 5:15 pm, #254103
Yep...unless you start giggling during the exam.
Oldsod - April 4, 2014, 6:11 am, #254066
Isn't that written into the tax code?


nonsensical nonsense #3 -




Rice cakes -


TAGS: rice cakes styrofoam health food
Rating: 4.91/5

More motifakes by TheSanityInspector

GaryO - February 25, 2014, 9:21 am, #253294
got that right


NO PROBLEM - I'll make you a sandwich. I'll make you a sandwich you'll never forget! -


TAGS: sandwich making can be hazardous to your health
Rating: 4.91/5

More motifakes by thecrotchetyoldcynic

thecrotchetyoldcynic - August 6, 2013, 12:33 pm, #248393
You're familiar with this movie, too?
falloutghoul - August 6, 2013, 11:14 am, #248391
You're never gonna forget it, counselor, and neither will your kids.


Athletes -


TAGS: athletes joggers runners health nuts
Rating: 4.91/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 4, 2013, 2:37 am, #246274
If they do stretches in a bookstore, I'm going to, uh... stare. Not in a creepy way, but in a hey "you're the only one wearing Spandex in the building" look. Then it reminds me how out of shape I'm in.
maoworks2 - June 3, 2013, 2:08 pm, #246248
Yah Let Us Be Fat .


good luck -




APPEARANCES -




Bring A Paper Along -


TAGS: keep up stay healthy and regular
Rating: 4.78/5

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GaryO - August 11, 2013, 12:26 pm, #248555
Sriracha and most anything does it for me. The Klingons are rather punitive, however.
MissPriss - August 11, 2013, 12:39 am, #248547
Am I the only one that bananas work just like prunes when eaten? 5L for letting me know what I have to look forward.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - August 10, 2013, 12:09 pm, #248527
I've had diarrhea since a child. Once in a blue moon, a good solid deuce. In Africa, they'd call it "dysentery." In America it's called "lactose intolerance." So instead of prunes, I eat walnuts like there's no tomorrow.
GaryO - August 10, 2013, 10:38 am, #248524
Hah! Being a ‘regular’ guy does become rather important. 5 Loose ones


Health -


TAGS: health overweight uncertainty obsessed fat
Rating: 4.75/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - January 29, 2014, 11:56 am, #252532
Lewis Black and George Carlin, they really did put a mirror to society and said “Surprise! THIS is what you look like."
GaryO - January 29, 2014, 8:41 am, #252531
Lewis Black is a god


Best Before Dates -




CONSIDERING YOUR REPUTATION - I'M GLAD YOU ONLY GAVE ME THE FLU


TAGS: health
Rating: 4.64/5

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SURGERY - HEAVENS NO, WHY DO YOU ASK


TAGS: health
Rating: 4.44/5
Silverheart - February 13, 2013, 3:46 pm, #243446
Duckface 24 / 7. Seriously, Why and WTF'nF?!
Sho - February 13, 2013, 1:23 pm, #243444
Oh god, why?


GET OUT YOUR SCALE -




SMOKERS - One step ahead of the rest of mankind at surviving the Zombie Apocolypse. R.I.P. Barbara Tarbox




HEALTHY BODY AND MIND -


TAGS: health doctor tribute series
Rating: 3.88/5

More motifakes by agdaniele

Bartimaeus - December 28, 2009, 3:15 pm, #148484
(Well...kind of.)
Bartimaeus - December 28, 2009, 3:15 pm, #148483
lol That's evil...PURE EV5L! (Ignore the fact that 5's don't look like E's at all.)
Sean - December 28, 2009, 3:09 pm, #148478
You can always sense when one of our regulars is drawing upon his inner pain and turmoil for his creativity. Which begs the question: why isn't Producerman drawing on any inner pain or turmoil for his posters? It's like he has no regrets at all ....
agdaniele - December 28, 2009, 2:05 am, #148365
Oh, nevermind, senor.
agdaniele - December 28, 2009, 2:05 am, #148364
It's a call-back.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 28, 2009, 2:04 am, #148363
I don't get it, Must be a Mexican thing.
agdaniele - December 28, 2009, 2:02 am, #148362
Don't you mean s******... "fence"?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 28, 2009, 1:59 am, #148361
something about "s****** ***k for bus fare, and still riding the bus home"
agdaniele - December 28, 2009, 1:59 am, #148360
You make it sound so ultra-cool!
agdaniele - December 28, 2009, 1:59 am, #148359
LMFAO!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 28, 2009, 1:59 am, #148358
I recall you telling me that you rode the bus.
MrRandom - December 28, 2009, 1:59 am, #148357
The one where imaginary cars come from.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 28, 2009, 1:57 am, #148356
You actually have a mustang Random? What year?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 28, 2009, 1:57 am, #148355
Spacedogs mom wears army boots....there I've insulted everyone.
MrRandom - December 28, 2009, 1:57 am, #148354
A mustang, but it's a horse. Calgary after all.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 28, 2009, 1:56 am, #148353
What Aggy calls "industry" we call "Valet"
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 28, 2009, 1:56 am, #148352
Random is just Jealous because he rides a moped.
agdaniele - December 28, 2009, 1:55 am, #148351
But, I lived 3 frickin' lifetimes by 25... and have been trying to wind down ever since. If you called 15yrs in the casino industry "winding down"
MrRandom - December 28, 2009, 1:55 am, #148350
I don't know if I can be sad right now, considering I just watched Nazi Zombies for the last hour and a half.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 28, 2009, 1:55 am, #148349
The happy Irishman only hits his wife twice when he gets home.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 28, 2009, 1:54 am, #148348
It's a Simpsons quote.....and we already know you're sad Random.
agdaniele - December 28, 2009, 1:54 am, #148347
I drink like a happy irishman... not sure that there's much difference.
MrRandom - December 28, 2009, 1:53 am, #148346
Too slow to get my comment in, I'm sad now.
MrRandom - December 28, 2009, 1:52 am, #148345
Said Mooooooooooooo to his male prostitute.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 28, 2009, 1:52 am, #148344
Married....But fast car...yep.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 28, 2009, 1:52 am, #148343
Bacon up that Sausage boy!!
spacedog - December 28, 2009, 1:51 am, #148342
Loose women and fast cars?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 28, 2009, 1:51 am, #148341
With any luck I'll see 32.(My Birthday is next month)
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 28, 2009, 1:50 am, #148340
Healthy? No......I still b***er my bacon and drink like an angry Irishman.............I just try to avoid obvious deathtraps.
spacedog - December 28, 2009, 1:47 am, #148339
Healthy body = healthy mind Moooo+? (excellent poster btw Aggy. 5Ls)
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 28, 2009, 1:44 am, #148338
I did plenty of stupid things on purpose....just not the fence.(I'm 30 now....gotta start thinking about actually staying alive)
agdaniele - December 28, 2009, 1:42 am, #148337
Forgot.... of course. In that case, My cousins and I were just nutcases.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 28, 2009, 1:40 am, #148336
I'd laugh Space, but I kinda believe you........@Aggy, The fence was an accident, I just sorta forgot.
agdaniele - December 28, 2009, 1:40 am, #148335
Sure, space..... now that it's finally only on your neck.
spacedog - December 28, 2009, 1:38 am, #148334
I've gotten a bit of a tolerance built up from the shock collars Mrs. spacedog gets me to wear.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 28, 2009, 1:38 am, #148333
The fence I mean.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 28, 2009, 1:38 am, #148332
About 5 months ago...to be honest.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 28, 2009, 1:37 am, #148331
And one time, my brother poured Tabasco in my eyes.
agdaniele - December 28, 2009, 1:37 am, #148330
LMAO! We must've had the same type of childhood... the good ol days when boys would do anything risky. Wait... now I'm guessing you did this last week.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 28, 2009, 1:36 am, #148329
I actually grabbed an electric fence once....stone sober and totally aware........Hurt like a b****.
agdaniele - December 28, 2009, 1:34 am, #148328
Talk about an arc hazard!
spacedog - December 28, 2009, 1:34 am, #148327
Ed Begley Jr. avoids my neighborhood ever since I chased down his stupid electric car and peed on it.
agdaniele - December 28, 2009, 1:32 am, #148326
It's far safer when aiming down.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 28, 2009, 1:29 am, #148325
the rest of us don't have to raise our legs next to it. Hence, we can stand farther away.
spacedog - December 28, 2009, 1:27 am, #148324
And you've gotta be careful with peeing on fire hydrants in the winter. Especially when drunk. Those things are very cold and metal.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 28, 2009, 1:25 am, #148323
I think they prefer "little people". In your country they're popular in wrestling and bull fighting.
agdaniele - December 28, 2009, 1:23 am, #148322
They're called midgets, mooooo... you're so d*** cruel.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 28, 2009, 1:23 am, #148321
Ed Begley Jr, A tree......six of one......
agdaniele - December 28, 2009, 1:22 am, #148320
That wasn't a tree... it was Ed Begley Jr. Close enough, though.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 28, 2009, 1:22 am, #148319
And fire hydrants right?
spacedog - December 28, 2009, 1:21 am, #148318
That's why I just piss outside on trees.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 28, 2009, 1:19 am, #148317
And as far as chasing her goes....those things often waver back and forth as I stand at them.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 28, 2009, 1:18 am, #148316
She was fat, she wore a white blouse with a circular pink belt buckle.....I was sure she was a Urinal.
spacedog - December 28, 2009, 1:17 am, #148315
I think it was when you chased her down the hall so you could finish "christening" her, that kind of set soured things Mooo+.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 28, 2009, 1:13 am, #148314
Christ!....you urinate on one interviewer and no one ever lets you forget it.....5 BTW.
agdaniele - December 28, 2009, 12:31 am, #148310
Yeah... just get on with this 2010 thing.
MrRandom - December 28, 2009, 12:28 am, #148309
The holidays must be getting to us.
agdaniele - December 28, 2009, 12:26 am, #148308
(apparent challenges with the TH words this evening)
agdaniele - December 28, 2009, 12:26 am, #148307
*their
agdaniele - December 28, 2009, 12:25 am, #148306
I think teir people talked to moooo's people, and there's going to be a spring break spectactular.
MrRandom - December 28, 2009, 12:22 am, #148305
*thought
MrRandom - December 28, 2009, 12:22 am, #148304
I though they weren't coming back after Moooooooooooooo's 'incident'?
agdaniele - December 28, 2009, 12:18 am, #148302
I thought I'd get the story out there before the E! True Motifake Story did.
MrRandom - December 28, 2009, 12:14 am, #148300
It all makes sense now


BAD LOSER - Canada responds to hockey defeat.


TAGS: healthcare canada usa vancouver games
Rating: 3.68/5

More motifakes by lagame

know_it_all - September 24, 2010, 10:25 pm, #195418
i can't have everything i ever wanted until i die because i will still be wanting different things while i am alive, :P
Mooooooooooooooooooo - February 25, 2010, 7:37 am, #160660
*much....(I've gotta stop drinking)
Mooooooooooooooooooo - February 25, 2010, 7:36 am, #160659
*do
Mooooooooooooooooooo - February 25, 2010, 7:35 am, #160658
That would be a horrible thing to go to children....I'm as ashamed as I could be....(which isn't nuch)
Mooooooooooooooooooo - February 25, 2010, 7:33 am, #160657
Whatever floats yer boat...as it were.
thatonechick - February 25, 2010, 7:27 am, #160655
On waffles or in them? Or both? :P
Mooooooooooooooooooo - February 25, 2010, 7:14 am, #160654
I've got a honeybee extractor as well.......do they like honey-oil on their waffles....I know I do.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - February 25, 2010, 7:11 am, #160653
What?......I've got a Vaporizer...They're kid friendly.
thatonechick - February 25, 2010, 6:45 am, #160652
LoL @ your last sentence. Should I light them a cigarette and pop open their beer, too?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - February 25, 2010, 1:05 am, #160644
Any time, We could use more American visitors of your caliber.......Bring your kids, I've got plenty of weed.
thatonechick - February 24, 2010, 10:46 pm, #160613
Oh, snap, Moo! Here I come...
Mooooooooooooooooooo - February 24, 2010, 9:41 pm, #160611
And Weed.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - February 24, 2010, 9:40 pm, #160610
I don't take pills anymore.....(the spiders)....But if you or TOC wanna come visit the next time you get sick, I'll gladly tell the hospital that we're related and score you some free health care. Also, We have Beer.
lagame - February 24, 2010, 2:41 pm, #160504
I don't have healthcare because I have a daughter and wife, and I pay the healthcare for them.
GreyScorpion - February 24, 2010, 2:39 pm, #160503
TOC and I would both feel better about our current situations, if Mooo+ would share some of those I feel good pills
thatonechick - February 24, 2010, 2:36 pm, #160502
I don't have healthcare because I have a ****ty job. Now, you may ask, "Why don't you go get a better job?" I'm in school, see, and at present I'm in my best situation. How nice for you that you have everything you ever wanted, knowitall.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - February 24, 2010, 2:27 pm, #160500
I have Healthcare because I'm Canadian and I'm Awesome.
know_it_all - February 24, 2010, 2:26 pm, #160499
i have healthcare because i have a job. people without healthcare choose to be without healthcare. i once had a job without healthcare, but i wanted healthcare so i got a better job with benefits. i think people should have to work for wants & needs
Bovee - February 23, 2010, 1:59 pm, #160323
i like the poster but the caption could have been better. and the metal round has not started yet so its not over.
Jmac0585 - February 23, 2010, 1:24 pm, #160321
http://www.google.com/hostednews/canadianpress/article/ALeqM5h0QC7bditrEb3wYz_6_b-gsGGDxA Pointing out Hypocrisy doesn't make me a sore or bad winner. If anything he should have had it done in Canada to prove how great it is there.
MO - February 23, 2010, 11:55 am, #160314
I disagree. Go to the forum and look under the USA Vs Canada thread. And bring your funny, not a pissy attitude. (don't 1L my sumo either) XD
lagame - February 23, 2010, 11:52 am, #160313
Americans... bad winners...
Densaku - February 23, 2010, 11:50 am, #160312
Actually she made a point. But she forgot to mention we have real beer too...Lol
Mooooooooooooooooooo - February 23, 2010, 10:53 am, #160305
What?........you wanna rethink that JMac? Talk aboot bad loosers.
Jmac0585 - February 23, 2010, 10:49 am, #160303
And yet you still come here to see a doctor for anything more than the sniffles.


BUY MY BOOK - Because I can't say "Read my peer-reviewed articles"




BEER FOR BABY -




MARCO -




THE IRS IS NOW HIRING - The first graduating class of IRS Health Corps.




A HEALTHY LOW FAT DIET... - should start long before your sandal straps make those calves resemble tightly wrapped, stuffed pork loins.


TAGS: healthy eating
Rating: 2.15/5

More motifakes by Midnitesnackerz

Anonymous2 - April 18, 2010, 2:34 pm, #171999
Wow, I'd make a joke about porking those loins, but that already looks like a fleshlight...


PUBLIC OPTION -


TAGS: public option health care obama democrats
Rating: 2/5


SOUL FOOD - you are serving it right! (it's got lettuce, so it must be healthy


TAGS: big giant burger sould food health food rnr
Rating: 1.67/5

More motifakes by RnR

politicalanarchist - October 14, 2011, 2:21 am, #225082
Obviously that is a picture from Canada....No Bacon=No America. Period.
Chron139 - July 23, 2009, 5:37 pm, #98948
On the other hand, at least you have a great last meal and insane bragging rights.
Chron139 - July 23, 2009, 5:35 pm, #98947
That thing is both beautiful and lethal. While great to look at, you know deep inside that death is staring you in the face.
Moooooooooooooooooo - June 27, 2009, 1:17 pm, #90569
Short for delicious?
Sean - June 27, 2009, 2:53 am, #90500
My "uncle" (actually a family friend, and a good guy) raised a calf for slaughter. His house was in the country. The calf's name was Del. Rookie mistake there. You don't give "it" a name. Makes you look like kind of a psycho when time comes to ....
mooooooo - June 27, 2009, 2:49 am, #90499
Betsy,b***ercup,Daisy.......I'll miss you.
Sean - June 27, 2009, 2:22 am, #90492
OK! Hey, I alright! Thank you all for your concern.
Sean - June 27, 2009, 2:21 am, #90490
*laughs hysterically until has to pause to choke on pretzel*
Moooooooooooooooooo - June 27, 2009, 2:06 am, #90486
You BASTARDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WhiteRaven - January 12, 2009, 10:21 pm, #51592
Many thanks to the thousands of bovine who happily contributed to the making of this king burger.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - October 3, 2008, 1:31 am, #25290
I would be full after just the pickles.
BuzzBomb - August 28, 2008, 2:30 pm, #17320
No lake necessary. Just head to your local multiplex and order the mega jumbo family size soda with free refills.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - August 28, 2008, 12:51 pm, #17293
Yeah, I'm gonna need something to wash that down with, like say..Lake Erie.
aPauling - August 28, 2008, 9:41 am, #17255
America is the greatest country on Earth! But where are the fries and the soda with unlimited refills?


motimachine -


TAGS: health club
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by ughomer

Iconoclast - November 6, 2014, 9:22 pm, #257689
So that's how it works, and I've been wasting my time with all that exercise. 5L


Lemon - Aid -


TAGS: lemon fruit health help natural
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by blesic

blesic - July 2, 2015, 10:43 am, #261856
Thank you very much.
mizzdizz - July 2, 2015, 12:42 am, #261848
GROOAAAAN!!!!!! That is EVIL! LUV IT!!! 5LOL lions, Blesic!


Crap Like This -




BIPOLAR -


TAGS: health
Rating: 4.5/5

More motifakes by concern3

mizzdizz - December 26, 2014, 4:54 am, #259124
So he's sittin on the equator? So much for global warming... LOL!
MissPriss - December 24, 2014, 4:17 pm, #259086
I actually am so WTF 'cern...that's such a cute snowman...teeheewawawa.


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